lovetidalwave:

    thetowngossip:

    oh. my. god.

    Total mindfuck

    (Source: sizvideos, via crissposada)

  1. lordbyron44:

    Iana Salenko  Romeu & Julieta

    (via stepsandpirouettes)

  2. dildorrito:

    what’s the password

    (Source: tibets, via pasdedalek)

  3. africantea:

    ijustmightt:

    i would love to wake up to the sound of the ocean, the smell of a salty breeze; wrapped in comfy blankets next to a man with an adventurous heart.

     

    (Source: 1llest, via vacill-ation)

  4. How sexy is your name?

    stylitessyd76:

    chicagno:

    zodiaccity:

    Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)

    - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
    - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
    - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
    - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

    • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
    • G=3…

    cabadass10:

    How I’m going to make my girl say she’s mine….

    (Source: heavenhillgirl, via slutwhat)

  5. thespacegoat:

    zacksplosion:

    gimmegrimmy:

    thecityofpawnee:

    nerdmodeactivated:

    tea-in-the-tardis:

    bakuraryou:

    OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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    AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

    I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

    THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

    SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

    We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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    THAT WAS ONE TIME

    HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

    (via gimme-asecond)

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  7. yzma:

    the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

    (via gimme-asecond)

  8. (Source: plinys, via atapdance)

  9. (Source: ttestyourwings, via bullied)

    deadcatwithaflamethrower:

    yaddy123:

    This is everything.

    I have higher hopes for Bart than that, considering he’s lived through the 2nd grade on repeat for almost 25 years now.

    (Source: lisakitto, via ivealwaysbeenthirsty)